The school I work for the football coach’s car allowance is the same as my salary. I teach biology.
i love u gay people who live in my phone because i can post “i’m a lesbian who is kind of a guy” and everyone understands
there is literally so much drama happening inside of a lava lamp
Yeah I’ll reblog that
as if you had a choice
I don't understand straight relationships. Which one of you is the girl and which one is also the girl
giving animals goofy haircuts is great because its silly yet technically a victimless crime
you can’t convince me he isn’t a victim
Bff’s from the beginning.
that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.
Omg!!!!
That cat is just so content. He’s like, “Finally, a human that can speak my love language!”
seeing people casually talking about spending $30,000 on a wedding makes me feel a special kind of nauseous when every single person i know has to debate if $40 on ordering pizza is worth it
Headlights are just too bright now. We gotta regulate them.
(And before anyone says it’s just an aiming problem - no. Like I apologize to the headlight aficionados clearly lusting after lighthouses, chernobyl, or the death star, but no amount of aiming is gonna fix the fact that the moment your car encounters any kind of hill, curve, or bump, my retinas are vaporized by a shade of blue-white previously known only to god. Just accept your limits and settle for a soft orange like the rest of us)
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not wordle, just the twilight book cover upside down
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not a wordle, just the new moon book cover
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not a wordle, just the eclipse book cover
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not a wordle, just the breaking dawn book cover